- When you're done, you always look like you peed your pants from your thigh sweat, if you got big thighs like me :o)
- Going to the gym and seeing the "show-offs" in better shape than I'll ever even think about being in.
- Smelling bad.
- Having to shower afterward; yes, I'll be honest, I don't like showering daily... every other day is good for me. It takes too long to do my hair, and I can't go out in public without my hair did!
- Mirrors everywhere! (in the gym) Do they think I LIKE to see my butt jiggle?
- Three words: Bright...Red...Face! My face gets beet red, and STAYS beet red for hours after I exercise. Hate it!
- Sweating Profusely; Just because I'm done exercising doesn't mean I get to stop sweating. I'm pretty sure I keep sweating for a good 5 hours after I'm done!
- Sweaty ears + iPods = Don't mix! My stupid earphones always sweat their way out of my ears while I'm running. Either that or they get clogged up with moving earwax and plug up the speaker so I hear nothing in one ear.
- It gets things "moving" if you know what I mean. Heart starts pumping, blood starts flowing, and so does yer poop! I always have to poop when I'm running! So does Matt! I know.... TMI.
- Lack of Motivation!! I have no reason to exercise besides being healthy. I'm lucky to have a husband who loves me and thinks I'm attractive no matter what my weight is. So I'm not doing it for him. I have to dig down deep and do it for ME! The real reason is to live a long HEALTHY life.
AND THAT'S WHY I HATE EXERCISING!!!
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